Here’s some newer stuff! I make it in my factory! And by “factory” I mean parts of my garage, dining room, and spare bedroom turned part-time studio. Classy.
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I decided to get my “dream fridge” for my new house. The fact that I even have a “dream fridge” says something about me and I am not sure I like it… but I digress. It means I am going with a retro 50s pastel model, which I absolutely love — but my REAL dream fridge would be one that is modern on the inside but looks like a 70s avocado monstrosity on the outside. That particular dream is yet to be a thing. Come on, fridge makers.
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12” x 6”
Glass
I’ve been watching these “_____ Artist of the Year” shows. There’s a Portrait version and a Landscape version. They are super British and super inspiring, and amazingly, sometimes the portraits are in landscape orientation and sometimes the landscapes are in portrait orientation! The lesson: ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!
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8” x 13”
Glass
They call the 50s the “golden age of television”. I think — do they? I have done no research. Anyway, I submit that THIS is the golden… no, dammit, the PLATINUM age of television! There is so much great content! So much that I have to carefully and surgically curate my viewing. Top quality only. Also Big Brother. I have seen every episode.
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Glass, basswood, walnut, MDF, Acrylic Paint
8” x 14”
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My husband thinks I am bananas, or that something important is missing from my life, in that I have never watched an episode of the Dick Van Dyke show. I know I should, I mean for the style alone. But something about seeing too many episodes of Leave it to Beaver at lunchtime when I was a kid because it was the only thing on makes me not want to watch any black and white family sitcoms. I suppose I am, in fact, bananas.
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10” diameter
Glass
If you find yourself running out of fucks to give, it’s hard to decide if you REALLY need more or if you should learn to live without them. How about this. Restock the fucks you give about the welfare and inclusion of people less privileged than you, and dump the ones you give about shitty people who care only about preserving their own privilege. I think that works.
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Glass on cradled wood panel with acrylic paint
9” x 12”
It is the word.
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18” x 8”
Glass
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Oh so creamy and delicious! Minty, sweet, and fresh! It’s like those creamy, melty mints that your grandma had; but large, flat, and capable of holding food stuffs. And extremely not edible.
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Glass
11” x 11”
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I dropped this piece on the floor of my studio/garage, which is concrete. It didn’t break. I think this speaks to the resilience of spirit of my artistic endeavors throughout this whole pandemic… or it was just luck. A little from column A, a little from column B.
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7.5” x 7.5”
Glass
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Persimmons are delicious!
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12” x 3.5”
Glass
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I admit I do the Zillow porn thing. I light some candles, warm up some oils, and ogle unapologetically at 1950s ranches with silky pastel bathroom fixtures and 1970s A frames with suggestive grottos. I’d leave my husband for a terrazzo floor, and he knows it.
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4” x 4”
Glass
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I had a chocolate dipped ice cream cone last night. I’d rather have that than a banana split or some brownie peanut butter cup chocolate sauce sundae monstrosity. I like simple desserts — plain cheesecake, unfrosted lemon cake. Does that say something about me psychologically? Look I wouldn’t kick a Napoleon out of bed but I’d much rather tousle with a plain cream puff. AM I INSANE?
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4.5” x 4.5”
Glass
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This piece was a fail that sat in my studio sink drainer for, like, literally MONTHS before I finally got the whosits and whatnots to redo it. As we say in this business we call glass, “never refuse to re-fuse”. And re-sandblast and re-shape. Now it is *chef’s kiss* MWAH
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9” diameter
Glass
If there’s one piece of advice that I can impart to you from this artist website that has no business whatsoever imparting advice, it is this: always check IKEA first. It’s probably there for $19.99.
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12” x 8”
Glass
Multi-colored stripes are my life’s blood. THREE DIMENSIONAL multi-colored stripes are my LIIIIIFE
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Glass
9" x 9"
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For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Except when in the middle of a pandemic quarantine isolation, where every reaction is severely disproportionate to the action because WTF IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE I JUST CAN’T
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Glass
6" x 6"
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There is something soooo satisfying about sandblasted clear glass. I know it brings to mind beach glass, but also frosty windows, cool drinks, shower privacy, and a fogged up backseat IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN SAY NO MORE
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Glass, matte finish
9” x 9”
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Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?
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Glass
6" x 6"
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This thing looks like you could squeeze it and the tangiest, brightest, thirstquenchiest juice would sparkle right out of it. However, that is all an ILLUSION. Don’t squeeze it. Soft hugs and pets are okay. Easy there.
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9” diameter
Glass
Does this thing make the sides of your jaw ache as if you are anticipating eating something super sour? Girl, I relate. If it’s clean, you can go ahead and lick it, but I have to say your tongue will be disappointed where you eyes will be ecstatic. Just please, don’t bite it.
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11” x 11”
Glass
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