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"existential nightmare" - Retro Snarky Handmade Glass Tabletop Art in Pink, Turquoise
existential nightmare
4 in x 7 in
Glass, Wood, and Acrylic Paint
Glass Finish: Glossy
Have you ever been on hold so long that you could have written a Russian novel AND traveled to MACS0647-JD? Uh, duh, MACS0647-JD is the farthest known galaxy from earth, and it is 13.3 billion light years from us. About as far away as I am from the woman I thought I’d be I MEAN COME ON LADIES AMIRITE
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If you like this piece but would prefer a different size, shape, or colors, just contact us and we're happy to create pieces per your preferences.
About the process:
Handmade kiln-formed glass is an art and science that produces truly one of a kind pieces. Sheet glass, ground glass, powdered glass, metals, paints and enamels are formed together using myriad techniques and then fired up to 1500f for many hours -- often multiple times -- to achieve the beautiful, sometimes geometric and sometimes organic forms that are never *quite* perfect. Bubbles, soft lines, and uneven edges are often natural features of kiln-formed glass.
- Food safe unless otherwise noted.
- Dishwasher and microwave use not recommended.
- Colors may appear slightly differently in digital photos than on the physical piece.